I go by Tsuki, I'm twenty-one and I use male pronouns. My blog is largely fandom based and a good chunk that isn't fandom will be things I find funny, references, feminism, food, and music I like. (Sometimes played on kazoos)
sometimes I think about how weird it is that dogs wag their tails when they’re happy like they don’t even think about it they just instinctively wave their butts around and flail their butt appendage
but then other times I realise that when humans are happy they open their mouths and expose their teeth like. you have pleased The TEETH. to prove the extent of the joy of The TEETH we will now expel short, loud bursts of sound. you have done well today. The TEETH are satisfied.
#omg tho #what if #like what if theyre all just going easy on them bc they are kids #and they say like lame corny shit to keep up the act #and they send out fucking rattatas so the kids will purposefully win